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Welcome to HAM & TEES – Made for men who’ve been there. Done that. And live to laugh about it.
Our Esteemed Collection
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My Meat Thermometer (Rare / Medium / Well Done / Uber Eats)
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Beer Loading…
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Lying, Cheating, Swearing, Pissing in Public. Golf: A Gentleman’s Game
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Doing Nothing Is Hard—You Never Know When You’re Done
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Unless You’re Talking About Hunting, Fishing, or Camping—You’ve Lost Me
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If Found Please Return Me To The Clubhouse
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A Penny for Your Thoughts Seems a Bit Rich
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Fuhgeddaboudit
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Trophy Boyfriend obviously
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The True Measure of a Man Is His Ass Groove on the Couch
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Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter – Cheeky Humor Men’s T-Shirt
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I Flexed and the Sleeves Flew Off – Gym Humor Men’s T-Shirt
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Beer Always Tastes Better on a Boat – Funny Boater T-shirt
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Please No Autographs – Funny Men’s T-Shirt
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Who Didn’t Ante? – Poker Humor Men’s T-Shirt
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My Sleep Routine: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor – Funny Drinking Men’s T-Shirt
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Whoever Says Nobody’s Perfect—Speak for Yourself – Funny Confidence Men’s T-Shirt
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The First Time I See a Happy Looking Jogger—I’ll Consider It – Anti-Exercise Men’s T-Shirt
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Trophy Husband obviously
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I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Eat Sprouts
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Old Enough to Know Better—Young Enough to Give a Crap
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Fresh on the Market—Stand in Single File Ladies – Funny Single Men’s T-Shirt
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When I Read About the Evils of Drinking—I Gave Up Reading
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Procrastinators Unite… tomorrow
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Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone—But Why Take the Risk
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My Wife Left Me Unsupervised—Be Proactive, Call an Ambulance
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Ladies, It’s Okay to Stare—I Understand
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Trust Me, You Can Dance. —Vodka
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Funny Husband Gift
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